taylor // twenty // paranoid // dysfunctional // new york //

honey just put your sweet lips on my lips
we should just kiss like real people do

posted 3 hours ago

posted 7 hours ago

darthwhatislove:

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

I can never not reblog this when I see it…. I just sit here for about 15 minutes pissing myself laughing and muttering “ol razzle dazzle” over and over.
nadezdafavaillustration:

Nadezda Fava. Illustration
Wish, wish, wish…

incendiarism:

thisblogisabout:

agitatedassassin:

henthailand:

do the people in iceland just name things by sneezingimage

Step aside, Iceland.
Wales win this round. 

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And then there’s New Zealand. 

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And that’s not even the full name.

posted 20 hours ago

worstgrl:

ladies can i get a hell yeah

posted 22 hours ago

averypottermormon:

animateglee:

oomshi:

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

I’M GONNA CRY

posted 23 hours ago

I am a puddle of self-doubt and I am thinking of you.
🌞🌙 #ootd

posted 1 day ago